Team Jesus USA Ford F-150

What ever happened to just slapping a bumper sticker on the back of the car that says, "In case of rapture this vehicle will be unmanned?" Did they consider that someone might actually meet their maker while trying to read scripture off the side of an old Ford?

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Austin Moke

It's like they know this car is fugly and don't try to hide it. I respect that. But it's still going on the blog.

1965 Austin Moke

MG TD Replica

This car is a Daytona MiGi. It's a replica of an MG TD. Except instead of British Racing Green and chrome the car is done in a dark green sparkle paint with a grill of what can only be described as being chartreuse in color. The license plates have been wiped to protect the guilty, although I'm unsure as to why they deserve it.

Come Sail Away...Far Away!

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You're gonna need to sail far, far away, where nobody will see your ugly boatvan.

Chrysler PT Cruiser

I think the owners mistook their Chrsyler PT Cruiser for an old Mercury Turnpike Cruiser (one of the gaudiest Fulgymobiles of all time).

I really do like the wheel and tire combo on the woody Cruiser, but the rest...my, oh my, the word "overkill" doesn't even cover it.

Batmobile???

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Chevrolet Cavalier Custom

I just don't know what to say...a Chevrolet Cavalier with mismatched wheels, badly mounted wing and four colors of bodywork. I hope it's a "work in progress."

Ford Mustang Custom

I came upon this Mustang in traffic on the way to the mall. What the camera didn't pick up is the texture of the car, an matte finish of uneven color, something I suspect is the result of painting a car with a dozen spray cans. Add to that the high wing and fish-gill hood vent, and I knew it was Fuglymobile material.

Dodge Ram Custom Paint

Not the best picture I've ever taken, this cell-phone shot through the window of my minivan doesn't show just how truly HOT PINK and SCHOOL BUS YELLOW this truck's paint is!!!

Morgan Aero 8

The Morgan Aero 8 is one of the world's truly astonishingly ugly stock vehicles. And it's quite ridiculous as a racing car. This odd combination of 1930's style and modern aerodynamics looks like something Hot Wheels would come up with...and this type of thing should have been left to the world of 97-cent toys. I always say, to each their own...but for me I think I would rather walk.

Photography by Semnoz in march 2006
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AMC Eagle

This is one of the last AMCs ever made. I like it because it's an AMC, has AWD, faux wood panels and is a station wagon. But then as far as style goes it's an 80's station wagon with faux wood panels (only a good combination on classics two decades older than this car), a goofy ride height (the AWD always makes it look like it's got too much weight in the back) and it's one of the reasons AMC died. It also made AOL's Autos' list of Top 10 Ugly Cars at #8, so apparently I'm not the only one who doesn't consider this car a work of art.

Public domain photo by IFCAR.