Team Jesus USA Ford F-150

What ever happened to just slapping a bumper sticker on the back of the car that says, "In case of rapture this vehicle will be unmanned?" Did they consider that someone might actually meet their maker while trying to read scripture off the side of an old Ford?

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Ford Mustang Custom

I came upon this Mustang in traffic on the way to the mall. What the camera didn't pick up is the texture of the car, an matte finish of uneven color, something I suspect is the result of painting a car with a dozen spray cans. Add to that the high wing and fish-gill hood vent, and I knew it was Fuglymobile material.

1974 Ford Taunus 2000GXL Custom

This formerly gray 1974 Ford Taunus has been...customized...a bit.

Part of the idea of "customizing" a car is to make something unique, that no one else has. And if you do this to a car, you're pretty well assured that no one else is going to make a mockery of a Taunus in the same way.

Sadly, though, the front end does remind me a little of the new Chevrolet Camaro concept. Scary stuff...

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1977-1979 Ford Thunderbird

Specifically, I'm talking about the 1977-1979 "Torino Birds." I don't have a photo of it, but I've even seen them with vinyl trim running along the side of the car. Even among the 70's ridiculousness in automotive styling, this car stands out. And not for a good reason.

Public domain photos by IFCAR, Bull-Doser, and Morven (respectively).