Come Sail Away...Far Away!

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You're gonna need to sail far, far away, where nobody will see your ugly boatvan.

Chrysler PT Cruiser

I think the owners mistook their Chrsyler PT Cruiser for an old Mercury Turnpike Cruiser (one of the gaudiest Fulgymobiles of all time).

I really do like the wheel and tire combo on the woody Cruiser, but the rest...my, oh my, the word "overkill" doesn't even cover it.

Batmobile???

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Chevrolet Cavalier Custom

I just don't know what to say...a Chevrolet Cavalier with mismatched wheels, badly mounted wing and four colors of bodywork. I hope it's a "work in progress."

Ford Mustang Custom

I came upon this Mustang in traffic on the way to the mall. What the camera didn't pick up is the texture of the car, an matte finish of uneven color, something I suspect is the result of painting a car with a dozen spray cans. Add to that the high wing and fish-gill hood vent, and I knew it was Fuglymobile material.

Dodge Ram Custom Paint

Not the best picture I've ever taken, this cell-phone shot through the window of my minivan doesn't show just how truly HOT PINK and SCHOOL BUS YELLOW this truck's paint is!!!

Morgan Aero 8

The Morgan Aero 8 is one of the world's truly astonishingly ugly stock vehicles. And it's quite ridiculous as a racing car. This odd combination of 1930's style and modern aerodynamics looks like something Hot Wheels would come up with...and this type of thing should have been left to the world of 97-cent toys. I always say, to each their own...but for me I think I would rather walk.

Photography by Semnoz in march 2006
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